Saturday, May 26, 2007

Episode 5-A

*Theme music*

“Don’t go in my room, Jeffery… Jeffery… Gah!”

“Oh my Gods, you went in to my room… you never listen…” Okay Rose, you can handle this… it’s just Jeffery… don’t freak…

“Dammit Jeffery, I told you not to go in to my bedroom, is there nothing sacred to you? Do you not care that I asked you not to come in here? Are my words falling on deaf ears?”
“What? What are you so worked up about… as if this is the first time I’ve been in your bedroom… okay maybe not this one, but when we were kids I went in your room all the time, hell how many times did I sleep in your bed?”

“That is not the point! We aren’t in kids anymore, Jeffery… what if I had a man over?”
“You would have told me to go home, Rose… it wouldn’t have been the first time I walked in on you either… heh, remember that football player… what was his name?”
“Geez, Jeffery…”

“You’re a mess, ya know that?”
“Thank you for noticing… have you calmed down yet? Or do I need to throw you in a cold shower?”
“It has just been years since anyone has just walked in to my room uninvited, Jeffery… maybe I over reacted…”
“Maybe…”

~*~*~

Hmmm, it’s no ‘Picasso’ but it isn’t half bad… the man behind the painting… now he’s a real piece of work…

I can’t believe he went home… he didn’t even stay the night… he’s going to be harder than I thought…

Maybe if I befriend that sister of his… you will be mine, Jeffery Anderson… mark my words…

~*~*~

“Man, I’m starved, what do you have in the fridge?”
“You’re kidding… tell me you’re kidding…”

“Jeffery, you don’t cook… remember?”
“Yes, I know… I was hoping you’d take pity on me as I stumbled around your kitchen…”

“That only works on women that don’t know you as well as I do… I’m cold Jeffery come back to bed… I’ll make you breakfast in the morning…”

“Now there’s an offer I won’t refuse… tell me, why we haven’t ever done this before?”
“You’re my brother…”
“Right… that’s a good reason… back to bed naughty little girl…”
“You are twisted, Jeffery…”
“I do what I can…”
“Mother would castrate you if she ever knew…”
“Ouch, she did have a temper… you got that same fire, Rose…”
“And you’re a dog like your father… I think that’s fair.”
“Ouch, low blow, Rose…”

~*~*~

“David, it’s been a while, it’s good to see you.”
“You look as lovely as always, Montana… I’ve been worried… how are you?”

“I’m okay David… I want you to meet someone very dear to me…”
“I’m intrigued, and who might this dear person be?”
“Out back, I’ll grab some drinks and meet you there.”

“Well hello there little one, and what is your name?”
“Ginia!”
“Poor Montana, you look just like your father… you must be a constant reminder of that low life deadbeat of a husband… I can’t believe he ran out on…” *sigh* “I’m sorry Virginia, it isn’t your fault you are a constant reminder of Malcolm… shall we play?”
“Pway, Daye!”

*Previously**Theme music**End Episode*

Friday, May 25, 2007

Episode 5

*Theme music*

“Has someone been a good girl?”
“Mmmm-hmmm”
“I’m pleased… and just how good are you?”
*Lisa smiles shyly* “I’ve dreamed about you every night this week, but I didn’t call… oh but I wanted to… I’ve learned my lesson David; I won’t bug you when it’s not my day.”

“That’s my girl… and I know just how to reward you…”

“David?”
“Yes?”
“You’re shirt… it’s a joke right? I mean… you do plan on finishing… aren’t you?” *a mischievous smile planted firmly on Lisa's lips*
“Oh aren’t you the clever one… yes Lisa, I will finish… you will tell me when I’m done…”


~*~*~

“Now what… oh my gosh, Malcolm?”

“Where is that man when I need him? I guess it’s up to me to take care of this mess… oh mercy what a stench!”

“Hello salvage? Yes, you are not going to believe what I have in my front yard… yes, top dollar and its yours… oh hells, who am I kidding, just come and get it out of my yard… the stench is horrendous… right… satellite… no idea… okay thanks…”

“Hello? What? Sullivan, slow down… what about Malcolm? No, Sullivan he isn’t here… I thought he was with you… I haven’t seen him in days… No, don’t come here… you are not welcome in my home!”

~*~*~

“Jeffery, what brings you across the street?”
“I just needed a friendly face… so where else would I go?”
“Usually you call and I go to your house… why the sudden change?”
“Because you always come to my house… and I needed a change of scenery.”

“Welcome to my home, Jeffery… come on in.”
“Mmmm, jasmine… Gods I love that scent… I always think of you when I smell jasmine.”
“And women really fall for this garbage?”
“You’d be surprised…”

“I’m actually glad to see you Jeffery…”
“And?”
“And what”
“There is usually an ‘and’ here or perhaps a ‘but’… this time it should be an ‘and’… you sound like you’re up to something… so out with it Rose.”
“I’ve been researching David… I haven’t found any dirt on the guy… yet… there has to be something…”

“Could it be he’s just a nice guy? He doesn’t have to be some evil criminal mastermind bent on world domination…”
“Uh… no… I know he isn’t that… but what he is… that is the mystery and I’m determined to figure it out!”
“You know that huh, okay fine… I’ll play along… what do you want with me?”
“Spy on him…”
“Spy on him? On David… you’re crazy… I’m not spying on him, he’s a friend.”
“Exactly… he would never suspect you…”

“I gotta use the head… you’re really pushing our friendship on this one Rose…”
“Second door on the right, Jeffery… Jeffery?”

~*~*~

*Theme music* *Commercial break*

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Episode 4-A

*Theme music*

“Why Officer Lori… are you trying to seduce me…”
“Yes, Jeffery…”
“Well it’s working…”

“Listen Lori, all kidding aside… you’re rushing in to this and I don’t want you to regret…”
“Jeffery, are you going to talk or are you going to kiss me?”

“Your wish is my command…”
“That’s sweet, but not exactly what I had in mind…”

“Oh my…” *a soft moan escapes his lips*

~*~*~

“I want you to do this for me, Jack…”
“I don’t know if I can, Boss… what if I get caught…”
“You will do this for me…”
“I… I don’t know…”

“Never doubt me, Jack… I always get what I want…”
“Oh, I… my… yes, Boss… for you… I will…”
“That’s better; call me in a few days with your report.”

Alright, so Jack is working his angle… I need to check in with Frank… he’s gone quiet…

~*~*~

This has ‘trap’ written all over it… and you foolishly step in it with both feet, Jeffery… hmmm, may as well enjoy it then…

“Oh don’t rush to put something on… I didn’t say I was through…”

“Are you through yet, Officer Lori? I do believe it is my turn…”

“Round two begins…”
“Oh, Jeffery!”

~*~*~

“Frank… nine… my place and don’t be late…”

“Good morning, Boss…”
“Inside, Frank… we have some things to discuss…”

“I can’t do that, Boss and you know it… its unethical… what would the hospital say?”
“Don’t give me that ethics line, Frank… I put you were you are… don’t you forget it now… if it wasn’t for me, you’d still be an orderly…”

“But what if they find out? I’d be fired… and then where would that leave me?”
“Frank, you know I take care of you… I know the chief of staff and you’re covered… just do as you’re told.”
“I… but…”
“No more excuses, Frank and do not make me call you here again.”
“Yes, Boss…”

*Previously**Theme music**End Episode*

Monday, May 21, 2007

Episode 4

* Theme music *

“I see you’ve met our resident artist Jeffery Anderson… what did you think of his new studio?”
“It was very quaint, I look forward to the opening…”
“Aren’t we all…”
“You mean he hasn’t announced the grand opening yet?”
“No not yet… you must really be something for him to invite you in…”

“Ignore her; she’s got this weird thing with Jeffery…”
“Hello, I was talking here… I don’t have a weird thing with Jeffery… I’m just rather protective of my brother… loyalty David, something you wouldn’t understand…”
“Um, so should I be concerned here? I seem to be in the middle of something between you two… lovers spat perhaps?”

“Ha that’s rich, who could love someone like David? He’s a spineless, fake of a man that has no integrity and only half a brain…”
“Gods how I loathe you, Rose…”
“Hmmm sounds like a lovers spat to me…”

“So you say Jeffery is your brother? Gosh he is so talented, does the talent run through your family? What is your family like? Is it a big family? Are you all this gorgeous?”
“My, my… you’re an inquisitive one…”

“Oh ignore her… she’s a moody one and overprotective and overbearing… as for doctors and dentistry we have some of the finest physicians in Veronaville County…”

“I’m going to have to keep an eye on this one… she asks too many questions… up on the hill Jeffery said, but which one up the hill…”

“Oh my gosh, look at the time, I have to finish getting my application sent to the academy…”
“Academy… as in police academy…”
“Yes, please, I don’t mean to be rude but could you two please see yourselves out…”
“Gods, woman you get under my skin!”
“Maybe there is truth to what I say about you, David… and that is why it bothers you so…”

~*~*~

“Is it safe, Malcolm? I mean isn’t the ‘missus’ coming home soon?”
“I don’t care, Sully… I won’t go another day without making love to you… Gods I’ve missed you.”
“Oh Mal, I love you…”
“I love you too, Sully.”

“Malcolm… what is… why is… Sully? I don’t understand…”
“Welcome home, ‘dear’… how was your day?”
“Malcolm what’s going on? Are you… are you gay?”
“Come on now, you mean to tell me you haven’t heard the rumors? Even your dear friend Jeffery knew…”
“Jeffery? That is why he didn’t stay for dinner…”

“I thought you love me…”
“Malcolm?”
“Hold on… I love Sully… I never told you that I love you…”
“You married me! Why would you marry a person you don’t love?”

“Simple… I needed a wife to inherit my father’s money… the fool knew I was gay and disapproved… so he added a stipulation in there that said I must marry a ‘woman’… and that ‘woman’ my dear wife, is you.”
“I’ll divorce you!”

~*~*~

“Oh Jeffery so good of you to come by…”
“I was just leaving the studio when you called… what’s up?”
“I um, got a new stereo and I… oh poop…”
“Oh poop? Such strong language, Officer Lori…”

“Nice stereo, but I have a feeling dancing with me isn’t why you called…”

“No you’re right… I wanted to thank you again for my painting and to celebrate… I have successfully submitted my application to the academy!”
“Congratulations are in order then… how shall we celebrate? Dinner, dancing...”
“I want you, Jeffery…”

“Come again? I’m sorry… I don’t think I follow…”

“Then follow me…”

~*~*~

“Ah, but you won’t do that… you signed a pre-nup just yesterday… so no… you won’t be divorcing me anytime soon.”
“Oh Gods… this… this was your plan all along? I’m just a…”
“A means to an end…”

“Sully Baby, I think you should go now… apparently I need to talk with ‘the old ball & chain’.”
“I love you, Mal.”
“I love you too Sully, now go straight home… no shopping tonight… we’ll go buy you something special tomorrow.”
“Oh Gods, how could I be so blind…”

“You bitch!”
“I hate you!”

“That’s right, Montana… you’re stuck with me… get use to it!”
“It’s not that Mal… I’m pregnant…”


*Theme music**Commercial break*