Episode 4

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“I see you’ve met our resident artist Jeffery Anderson… what did you think of his new studio?”
“It was very quaint, I look forward to the opening…”
“Aren’t we all…”
“You mean he hasn’t announced the grand opening yet?”
“No not yet… you must really be something for him to invite you in…”

“Ignore her; she’s got this weird thing with Jeffery…”
“Hello, I was talking here… I don’t have a weird thing with Jeffery… I’m just rather protective of my brother… loyalty David, something you wouldn’t understand…”
“Um, so should I be concerned here? I seem to be in the middle of something between you two… lovers spat perhaps?”

“Ha that’s rich, who could love someone like David? He’s a spineless, fake of a man that has no integrity and only half a brain…”
“Gods how I loathe you, Rose…”
“Hmmm sounds like a lovers spat to me…”

“So you say Jeffery is your brother? Gosh he is so talented, does the talent run through your family? What is your family like? Is it a big family? Are you all this gorgeous?”
“My, my… you’re an inquisitive one…”

“Oh ignore her… she’s a moody one and overprotective and overbearing… as for doctors and dentistry we have some of the finest physicians in Veronaville County…”

“I’m going to have to keep an eye on this one… she asks too many questions… up on the hill Jeffery said, but which one up the hill…”

“Oh my gosh, look at the time, I have to finish getting my application sent to the academy…”
“Academy… as in police academy…”
“Yes, please, I don’t mean to be rude but could you two please see yourselves out…”
“Gods, woman you get under my skin!”
“Maybe there is truth to what I say about you, David… and that is why it bothers you so…”

~*~*~

“Is it safe, Malcolm? I mean isn’t the ‘missus’ coming home soon?”
“I don’t care, Sully… I won’t go another day without making love to you… Gods I’ve missed you.”
“Oh Mal, I love you…”
“I love you too, Sully.”

“Malcolm… what is… why is… Sully? I don’t understand…”
“Welcome home, ‘dear’… how was your day?”
“Malcolm what’s going on? Are you… are you gay?”
“Come on now, you mean to tell me you haven’t heard the rumors? Even your dear friend Jeffery knew…”
“Jeffery? That is why he didn’t stay for dinner…”

“I thought you love me…”
“Malcolm?”
“Hold on… I love Sully… I never told you that I love you…”
“You married me! Why would you marry a person you don’t love?”

“Simple… I needed a wife to inherit my father’s money… the fool knew I was gay and disapproved… so he added a stipulation in there that said I must marry a ‘woman’… and that ‘woman’ my dear wife, is you.”
“I’ll divorce you!”

~*~*~

“Oh Jeffery so good of you to come by…”
“I was just leaving the studio when you called… what’s up?”
“I um, got a new stereo and I… oh poop…”
“Oh poop? Such strong language, Officer Lori…”

“Nice stereo, but I have a feeling dancing with me isn’t why you called…”

“No you’re right… I wanted to thank you again for my painting and to celebrate… I have successfully submitted my application to the academy!”
“Congratulations are in order then… how shall we celebrate? Dinner, dancing...”
“I want you, Jeffery…”

“Come again? I’m sorry… I don’t think I follow…”

“Then follow me…”

~*~*~

“Ah, but you won’t do that… you signed a pre-nup just yesterday… so no… you won’t be divorcing me anytime soon.”
“Oh Gods… this… this was your plan all along? I’m just a…”
“A means to an end…”

“Sully Baby, I think you should go now… apparently I need to talk with ‘the old ball & chain’.”
“I love you, Mal.”
“I love you too Sully, now go straight home… no shopping tonight… we’ll go buy you something special tomorrow.”
“Oh Gods, how could I be so blind…”

“You bitch!”
“I hate you!”

“That’s right, Montana… you’re stuck with me… get use to it!”
“It’s not that Mal… I’m pregnant…”

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