*Theme Music*
“Alright, come to Daddy… come on Kitten.”
“That’s my girl…”
“Jeffery! Jeffery, come quick! Ow!”
“Mommy?”
“Yes, that was your mommy yelling, I’m guessing it is time for her to have the baby… What do you think Kitten.. do we run to her aid or do we let her stew in her pain and misery for a few more moments?”
“Mommy ow?”
“Yes, Mommy has ow… okay fine, let’s go take care of Mommy.”
~*~*~
“Oh hey, here, the General asked me to make sure you got this…”
“Dude, you live here with the General?”
“Uh, ya…”
“Dude, your that Talbert guy from school…”
“The name is Neil, Neil Talbert, not that Talbert guy… and what do you know about me anyway…”
“Just what they say about you…”
“And that would be…”
“You are like the coolest guy there and you’re not even a senior, Dude your legendary…”
“I like the sound of that… but they’re exaggerating…”
“All the girls line up to date you, even the senior girls, that is no exaggeration…”
“Can’t argue with that.”
~*~*~
“Daddy, play?”
“Sure Kitten, let me put Martin down for his nap first.”
“Tori play!”
“Daddy..”
“Okay, that’s the daddy…”
“Mommy…”
“Okay, so that’s the… where is the mommy’s head?”
“Mommy dead!”
“Whoa… harsh.”
Is this what my life has come to? Playing dolls in the sand with my daughter? I need another distraction.
~*~*~
“Celeste, come on in…” *sigh*
“So does she always drag you along when she does these campaign visits?”
“Ya, most of them… I feel like I'm on display sometimes. She means well enough I suppose.”
“Oh please vote for me, see how sweet I am, I took in my nephew so he wouldn't be stuck in an orphanage.”
*laughing* “Hey that was pretty good, just don’t let her hear ya”
“Want to go up to my room and make out?”
“Ya, sure…”
5 comments:
Jeffrey is adorable with his kids. But I wonder who his next 'distraction' will be...*smile*
That Neil, such a stud muffin! Love that he touts Johnathan as the general...his whole exchange with the paper boy had me cracking up.
Great update! ;)
Hmmmmm. Wonder what the people would think if they knew that Neil is really Celeste's son?
Damn, Jeffrey, not only are you being a jerk, you're teaching your daughter it's okay to let your spouse hurt. *frowns* NOT good parenting! Hmm, do I sense another boy in Neil's life being worked on? *sigh* Yeah, you're teaching your daughter good relationship skills there, Jeff. *blink* Goodness, Montana's daughter sure is the forward one...
"...let her stew in her pain and misery for a few more moments?"
Aw, man. That's just cold. And the Mommy doll's is dead? This is one seriously good storyline.
ooh - Jeffers - your score just went down a couple o'notches here. Don't you realize you're playing to an audience of women?! I hope you get gallstones. Big Ones.
Neil - sweet! Working on the paperboy now? hehe! Yeeeah - can't argue with that! None of the teens in my high school looked like that. Well, maybe one, but he was ga... oh.
*w*
What? Whoa - Neil doesn't have much of a challenge on his hands with that one! :D (and the adults go about their business, ignoring the horndawg teens heading upstairs...) rotf!
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